Does that make me craaaazay???

I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
There was something so pleasant about that phase.
Even your emotions had an echo
In so much space

And when you're out there
Without care,
Yeah, I was out of touch
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much

Does that make me crazy
Does that make me crazy
Does that make me crazy
Probably

And I hope that you are having the time of your life
But think twice, that's my only advice
Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are,
Ha ha ha bless your soul
You really think you're in control

Well, I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
Just like me

My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb
And all I remember is thinking, I want to be like them
Ever since I was little, ever since I was little it looked like fun
And it's no coincidence I've come
And I can die when I'm done

Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably

“Crazy” – Gnarls Barkley AKA Cee-Lo

You’re at a wine tasting event. Running in and out of the place giving your friends directions while getting rained on. In between phone calls, you are sure to refill your glass with the closest bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon or Merlot you can get to. Your underclothes are sticking to you like no-one’s business. Hopefully no one can tell. The friend of a friend that you were supposed to be meeting turned out to be a wash – you knew that from the second she walked in the building. At least they will leave you alone about meeting her finally. Good, now back to this one young lady I saw back in the corner pouring wine…

Still there? Check.
Still pouring wine? Check.
Cute from a distance? Double-check.
Did she just catch me looking? Check.

Oh well, she saw me looking now, so I HAVE to go over there, right?

*walks over*
*random conversation*
Did she just spill wine on me?? What is SHE drinking…
*more random conversation*
“What side of town do you live on?” (what the hell am I asking her that for?)
*other random silly questions*

OK, at this point, I’ve screwed this one up… let me take my exit and… well, I’m not going to bother asking for a number, but let’s throw up a hail mary…

“Here’s my card – shoot me a line or give me a call sometime.” (hmmm… is she even single?? I’ve been drinking too much)

*continued random conversation*
*walks away*


TO BE CONTINUED…